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3 11 2004
From: 	Order Notification (orders@TheMan.com)
To: 	unsuspecting populace (minions@unwashedmasses.com)
Subject: 	Your order has shipped (#011-412-1515) (fwd)
Date: 	Wed, 3 Nov 2004 11:50:38 -0500
Greetings from The Great American Experiment.
We thought you'd like to know that we shipped this portion of your
order separately to give you quicker service.  You won't be charged
any extra shipping fees, and the remainder of your order will follow
as soon as those items become available.
You can track the status of this order, and all your orders, online by
visiting Your Account at http://tinyurl.com/6272p
There you can:
* Track order and shipment status
* Review estimated delivery dates
* Wonder how the rest of the world sees this
* And do many more things except materially affect the election outcome
The following items were included in this shipment:
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Qty      Item                           Price  Shipped  Subtotal
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1        Fear                           $11.20   1      $11.20
1        Nausea and Incredulity         $13.95   1      $13.95
1        5 Stages of Grief              $19.99   1      $19.99
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Item Subtotal:  $47.14
Shipping & Handling:  $5.25
Shipping Savings: -$0.99
Total:  $51.40
Paid by Visa:  $51.40
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You have only been charged for the items sent in this shipment.
(Per our policy, you only pay for items when we ship them to you.)
The following items will ship separately, as soon as they're available:
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Qty      Item                           Price  Not Yet Shipped
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1     Presidential Inauguration      $49.99      1
3     Supreme Court Nomination       $24.99      3
This shipment was sent to:
Americans and Concerned Friends Worldwide
via USPS (estimated delivery date: January 20th, 2004).
For your reference, the number you can use to track your package is
07041776.  You can refer to our Web site's Help page or:
http://www.csmonitor.com/
to retrieve current tracking information.  Please note that tracking
information may not be available immediately.
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3 responses

3 11 2004
Brian

Best thing I’ve seen today.

3 11 2004
Tom Limoncelli

Best. Summary. Evah.

3 11 2004
Tom Limoncelli

Best. Summary. Evah.




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