Or maybe it’s just New Englanders.
Shall we run down the list here?
1) Big ass SUV.
2) Parked as annoyingly as possible (I suppose they could have gone diagonal and covered 3 spots)
3) Bike rack that sticks a good 3.5 feet out into the lot (empty)
Understanding that at one point I actually owned a Suburban just like this, I think I can safely say I at least had some clue how to park it.